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murrehtrishoos: genuinelycornflakes: genuinelycornflakes: genuinelycornflakes: philsoncoulip: what was up with Andrew’s bowtie tonight. it looks sad is that a regular tie that is a regular tie  tied up as a bow tie oh my god andrew did you fucking wear a regular tie and then get embarrassed when everyone else was wearing a bowtie and try to fix it
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biznasties: if you’ve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart　
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nosdrinker: i still don’t understand why sex is taboo in media but violence is completely okay
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samtarly: shoutout to fanfiction.net for having the same layout since the beginning of time omg yes
May 26th
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everyonelovesrobots asked: (っ=ˆヮˆ=)っSEND THIS TO 15 OF YOUR FAVORITE PEOPLE ON TUMBLR ~ ♥ <333
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An actual conversation that happened
Lauren: BUT YOU'RE JUST SO COOL...
Me: Cool? BRO I AM EATING A RICECRISPIE SQUARE AND MY SOCK IS HALF OFF, THAT IS NOT COOL.
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I don't think my four year old niece understands...
Niece: Knock knock!
Me: Who's there?
Niece: ....banana!
Me: Banana who?
Niece: CAR!
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May 25th
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the difference between DC & Marvel
Bruce Wayne: Secret identities are important - it protects who you are and the ones you love.
Tony Stark: YOLO
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so after i saw the avengers
these two girls, no older than eight, were standing outside the theatre with their parents, and i overheard their conversation.
girl 1: so which guy was the cutest?
girl 2: loki! duh!
girl 1: uh no it was hulk
girl 2: YOU WEIRDO!
girl 1: you're the weirdo!
their dad: actually, you're both weirdos, captain america was the cutest
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shoutout to all my followers who don’t hate me yet →
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scootyshabooty: majorkaidanalenko: scootyshabooty: http://titillatingtomtales.tumblr.com why does this tumblr exists  just why am I the only one who finds this extraordinarily creepy I mean fuck that’s just … is it bad that i read that as titillating tamales  I kept trying to figure out what it said and at first I thought it said tits and tomatoes  THIS IS SO MANY FUCKING...
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Mom: It's almost 10:30. It's getting pretty late you should go to be-
Me: *starts laughing hysterically before turning into a winged batlike demon and flying off into the darkness as a creature of the night*
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